Well, I didn’t win the lottery…again.

To my complete and utter surprise, I woke up this morning just as poor as when I went to bed last night.  That’s right; I continued my losing Powerball record for yet another week.  I’m not sure how much longer I can maintain this streak.  It’s gone on so long now that I’m beginning to think I may never win the jackpot…nah, my time’ll come.  Of course when it does, It’ll be just like in Bruce Almighty when half a million people have the winning numbers.