If you're like me, you've been thinking about Stanley Kahn lately and wondering if he's still around and what he's up to.

For anyone who doesn't know, Spyder, my roommate - the guy that's squatting in my garage that is - is a professional wrestler. Last Saturday he had a wrestling show at the convention center. Now, at the time none of us could figure out what was going on at the convention center that weekend and why there would be a wrestling show there.

Well, as it happened, or as it was meant to happen, there was no convention. Rather, the main ballroom of the convention center had been rented out for a Bar Mitzvah. Whose, you ask? Well, non other than Stanley Kahn's son, Marc. Anyone who lived in Indianapolis in the eighties no doubt remembers his accident & injury attorney commercials and his huge Jewfro. Apparently, Stanley Kahn brought in a ton of big name wrestlers and Spyder for a big royal rumble match.

Now, I'm not a wrestling fan so these names mean shit to me, but Jeff Jarrett and Abyss were among the wrestlers there. To top that off, all of the WWF (I refuse to call it the WWE; just as it will be the Hoosier Dome, even after they blow it up)...anyway all the wrestlers from the WWF sent the damned kid a videotaped birthday greeting.

Stanley Kahn still has the Jewfro, but according to Spyder has put on some weight and has grey hair now. Apparently Spyder is now available for bar mitzvahs, birthday parties and weddings. See his website for further details.